The period running up to elections is never a good one for local government PR officers.

As an officer of the council, I am politically neutral, and have to treat members of every political party equally.

Unfortunately, the ruling group think I work solely for them and have a key role to play in keeping them in power.

The leader always want lots of photocalls and interview opportunities at this time of the year.

It's a cliche, but they just loved being photographed grinning inanely in a stupid pose.

There ain't nothing most of them would do for a picture.

And you'd think she was personally responsible for all of the good work of the organisation when she turns up at an event behaving like the Queen.

There was a particularly cringeworthy moment recently when she arrived at a new building and started proudly reeling off the 'achievements' of her party to a baffled journalist.  

"Just another day in the life of the leader!" she said brightly, as she waltzed off for a guided tour from an arse-kissing official. 

"What's she on?", he muttered to me, when she was out of earshot. 

"Election time" I replied, grimly.

He groaned.  

"Oh no, she'll never be off the phone."

I nodded sympathetically. 

Politicians in our town don't do modesty.